Beaver and Buttface aren't role models. As a matter of fact they're not even human....they're twisted sex crazed perverts with warped minds, stiff little wieners, bad breath, and the morals of Freddy Kruger with blueballs....unnnh. This is their story. It's the first day of school and the boys are knee-deep into a rectal research project...until they meet "Cleavage and Bunghole," a pair of twisted sorority sisters that show Beaver and Buttface the true meaning of the search for life on Ur-Anus. From the hallowed halls of higher ed. to a midnight snack at the porno shop to a double humjob while channel surfing it's a headbangin', rock and roll me over, backdoor boogie woogie sex...sin city style.

"Hold on to your nads..."