Two rebel detectives, Starskis and Hucks, pursue a cult of monoskiers called the: Morbid Midnight Monoskiing Militia more commonly known as the: MMMM. The cult's leader Baron monomania- Glen Plake and his goons, intend to melt down the sacred golden skis in an attempt to make people finally realize how evily-cool monoskiing is... But not if Starskis and Hucks have anything to say about it!!!

"Some of the world's best freeskiers throw down the gauntlet, with cutting edge skiing and nu-skool tricks. Filmed on three continents then wrapped in a 70's cop-drama spoof, as only Holmes can..."