A Wall Street suit learns her head's gonna explode in three days. It's bucket list time except — she's flat broke. What, you think it's easy to have money? You try paying a luxury condo mortgage, hiring a housekeeper that cooks four different cuisines, booking a villa in France every summer — and have any sort of savings account. It's real simple: if you look poor, you are poor.

"If you look poor, you are poor."