Remember Where the Boys Are, Beach Blanket Bingo, and Spring Break? What did those red-blooded American young people do on their vacations? They sang, they danced the twist and they flirted mercilessly in their quest for the perfect steady. This video tells the real story; they not only don't do any of the above, they don't even walk or talk, laugh or cry, they just "get it on" constantly with no preliminaries and not even a thank you ma'am.

"The Action's Wetter Than The Water And Hotter Than The Sun"