Packard Charles Hewitt, a fading, former child star, meets with his put upon, tell it like it is, agent, Theo. Already thirteen, Packard knows that this newest audition, a call back for a network television series, will be his last chance to secure long term employment before the dreaded teen hormone fairy spreads her dust all over him and effectively wrecks his career.

"You were never that cute, and you're probably not gonna grow into handsome!"