Hoaxes... Conspiracies... Cover-Ups... They're all true!! But unfortunately, Ed Stanley, America's leading broadcaster of the bizarre has been removed from the air by the government powers that be. Can Ed save the world from extinction at the claws of the invading alien hoarde? Or will the fate of all mankind be left in the hands of a greasy, tap-dancing thug from New Jersey and his girlfriend? Time is running out and the Earth may be better off if it did explode!!

"Floating heads! God spurting fish things! Hovering gargoyles!"